What's in the bag?

Taiwanese people take good care of their pet. Why? You see for yourself lah

*why is she bringing her dolly out on a bike?

*aiks... it's a doggy! how cute

*hey there, how are you doing doggy?

*wah! O_O the doggy is smilling! power power

After seeing that, i'm inspired to make my own version so that i can bring Potato go makan angin

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TADAH!

*so menyampah mia ubi


*yay! JL can bring me go jalan jalan now ^_^

Run: Me, Myself & My Music

The unvarying thumping of my feet reverberated through my fatigued body like a metronome providing a constant beat to the rhythm of my run. With my eyes firmly set on the forlorn lamppost at the end of the circuit, I trudged on with all my might toward the final distance.

Far away

The ship is taking me far away

Far away from the memories

Of the people who care if I live or die

After the run, I rested on the cool soft ground of the now deserted park and marveled in wonder at the inexplicable glimmer of starlight on display in the serene night sky. Almost coincidentally with the spectacular vista, the song ‘Starlight’ started playing on my MP3 player.

Starlight

I will be chasing a starlight

Until the end of my life

I don’t know if it's worth it anymore

As I lay here in the silence, a profound sense of peace & tranquility slowly permeated my frazzled body. My lips Intuitively formed a subtle upward curve while I gazed at the dazzling stars & the luminous crescent moon.

Hold you in my arms

I just wanted to hold

You in my arms

The calming night breeze had lifted my worries & some of my troubles seemed to have gone with the wind.

My life

You electrify my life

Let's conspire to ignite

All the souls that would die just to feel alive

Though I may never sprint as fast as Michael Johnson or run like Paul Target, but one thing I have in common with these great men is the passion for running. Running is my sweet escape, my momentary alleviation to life’s reservations. It gives me mental clarity whenever my mind is shrouded by mist of ambiguities. I do not run away from problems but I run to keep a step ahead of them

But I'll never let you go

If you promised not to fade away

Never fade away

Once I perceived how insignificant my predicaments were to the vast scale of life, my heart is greatly filled with contentment. As Lao Tzu says, “No disaster is worse than being discontented. No omen (for your future) worse than being greedy. Yet, if you can find (true) contentment, it will last forever”.

Our hopes and expectations

Black holes and revelations

Our hopes and expectations

Black holes and revelations

Super Lazy Post

Note: I’m super lazy today

Tiring Thursday

Jogging (beautiful morning)

Clean my car (very clean indeed,*clap clap clap*)

Meet the developer (lazy bugger)

Check the rectifications (satisfactory lah)

Lunch with Mama & her fren (interrogation & matchmaking *_*)

Pick up Mr. Broadcaster (late, SORRY SELORI)

Drive to the waterfall (collect rocks)

Traffic jams & raining (*pull hairs*)

Cancel trip to the waterfall (what a bummer >_<)

To the library (books! ^_^)

Return books (yoga, pilates, The hungry tide, Dilbert and the way of the weasel)

Borrow books (Interior designing & renovations, autobiography: Living Proof)

Meet friends (MD & Quende @ KLCC)

*aiseh... why don't they hang red packets hoh =P

Dinner & yaking (fun fun fun… learned new phrase: Sugar below my waist, icing on my cake. Still Tak paham)

Ice cream & yaking (more fun but a lil sleepy)

Drive back home (Mozart Requiem in D minor, FUNTASTICO! *orgasmic*)

Feed Potato (O_o* tell you why later)

Reply Lokter Chen’s mail (which one is her email add? Simply hantam)

Laundry (I so need to get a washing machine -_-*)

*plop* sleep
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Frivolous Friday

I’ve finally watched 'Night at the Museum' (I rike … Makeecha!)

Tonight (Musebar/Boxing/Musebar/Boxing/Musebar… boxing lah)

Tomorrow night (Farewell Party! Lokter gyrating to a pole?! This one must see ^_^)

Alritey, Dumb Dumb needs to get his work done done now

Later :)
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Posted at 1100pm

Thursday: After doing my laundry, i went to prepapre some kangkung for potato in the kitchen. While i was washing the vegetables, i heard some funny rustling noise coming from the wash room area. At first i thought sei lar hopefully it's not a rat, cicak or worst, *gulp* snake. There were incidents in past when some blur blur reptiles got into the houses around here.

The noise grew louder gradually and then it stopped. I said to myself "Oh shit... the thing got potato". I took a broom and cautiously walked to the wash room area. As i opened the door, i was welcomed by the most shocking sight! The thing really got potato... you orang see for yourself:

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O_o" *slap forhead*

I laughed so hard until i couldn't stand properly. This potato is so dem cute & funny, just like the owner =P

so perasan hoh ^_^

*JL's Mama gave me bread for dinner... very delicious, i tell you

Tag By An Angel

5 things you didn’t know about me:

• I did not finish kindergarten. Sad case.

• I have herpetophobia. I remember on one occasion, I ran helter-skelter out from the bathroom screaming ala the damned miang maiden from The Curse of the Golden Flower because a lizard felt on my back. Of course not without my towel la.

*geckoes are the devil's spawn

• I have hematophobia.

JL: Dr H, I think I’m going to faint
Dr H: LOL I’m just taking 3ccs of your blood not a bucket Mr.JL
JL: *look at the syringe with blood* O_o Dr.. I ckaen’t frgeel maiy hheadd…
Dr H: Don’t worry you’ll… Mr. JL? Mr JL? Nurse!

• I have acrophobia but I love thrill rides. The higher, the better ;P
  

• I cried watching Titanic. 3 times at the cinema & twice at home (VCD). What to do, I'm a sappy fool :P

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How many books can one buy with RM100? Don't know?

This many:

These should last a good six months ^_^

Talkative

Mr. Merriam-Webster says:
Pronunciation: 'to-k&-tiv
Function: adjective
: given to talking; also : full of talk
- talk·a·tive·ly adverb
- talk·a·tive·ness noun
synonyms TALKATIVE, LOQUACIOUS, GARRULOUS, VOLUBLE mean given to talk or talking.

TALKATIVE may imply a readiness to engage in talk or a disposition to enjoy conversation.
This one so true

LOQUACIOUS suggests the power of expressing oneself articulately, fluently, or glibly.
This one i'm hopeful

GARRULOUS implies prosy, rambling, or tedious loquacity.
This one occasionally

VOLUBLE suggests a free, easy, and unending loquacity.
This one hardly

Recently, I have prodded a few friends to find out about my first impression on them. One common answer from all of them is I’m talkative. Is that a good 1^st impression?

*besides yacking, i can doodle & take nice photos as well ma ^_^

Yes, I do agree that I yack a lot but mostly on some nonsensical musing and also my 3 cents-worth of lame jokes. Whenever an intellectual conversation takes place, I’ll have difficulty voicing out my opinion, it’s as the cat's got my tongue. Often times I’m worried that people might not take me seriously due to my goofiness. It might be surprising to know that I actually prefer listening than talking because I have very sensitive ears :)

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Last Monday morning, a very good friend of mine, Merry Martha, became a snatch-theft victim. Fortunately, the thieves failed miserably in their vile act due to Merry Martha’s unwavering determination to cling tightly to her bag. Apart from a few small bruises and some mental scars, I can safely say she's all right. Sigh… snatch-theft is still a major problem in Malaysia, what can we do ya?

To all my kengkawan yang dikasihi, please be cautious when you are walking down the street, OK.

Be vigilant & Be safe. Take care ^_^

Usual Suspect 2: A Tribute to Big Bad Wolf

Met this wolf during my orientation at the Uni

Very popular among the group of singing ladies

His dashing good looks and cordial personality

Melted many hearts and make the girls go gaga crazy

*WANTED for cheating nenek tua mia marnee

Thanks for being such a wonderful friend to me

Laughing at my lame jokes when it is not funny

You can be quite annoying sometimes but so as me

Thanks for being patient, understanding & trusty

Want to promote promote kengkawanku ni. Kepada sesiape yg berminat please take a number ;)

Cheers bro!

p.s. BBWolf, No more grumbling that I don’t introduce you to leng luis ok. I’m so gonna become best man hoh :P

p.s.s. Winn, I found my kaler liao

Super Sunday

Sunday 7^th Jan 2007, 0800 hrs

JL’s Mama: Ah Bi oooo… nok nok nok… aiyah why you peed all over the place ngong kui. Come mama sayang ya. What do you want to eat today? Kangkung? Cabbage?

Slowly open my eyes and stare at the clock in my phone *blink blink*
In my mind ‘It’s only 800am in the morning! Can sleep for another hour’
*plop* back to sleep

-30mins later-

JL’s Mama: Fan Shue…ooooo…. come mama brings you kai kai. Why you so pandai pangsai wan.

In my mind ‘alrite alrite I’ll wake up now’ -_-*

My mama can speak rubbish rabbish now, how powerful is that!?

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I kidnapped my kai sai low, Elil’bro, on Sunday morning to go whack (which means to have a spanking good time ^_^) at Times Square.

Yours truly was so dem¹ clever… only realize that I had not pick up my lil’bro when I was about to reach Times Square *slaps forhead* sorry selori

Anyway, we reached Times Square at around 1100am and still managed to get tickets for Eragon (bad choice). Initially, I wanted to watch ‘Museum’ cause Sam the Broadcaster & LiuLiuAngel said it’s dem² farnee & good but my lil bro said his gf wants to watch ‘Museum’ with him wor so we opted for Eragon (bad choice). This movie (bad choice) so dem³ lame until the master of lameness also dem⁴ beh tahan. The only moment when I perked up was when the dragon hatched. It’s so dem⁵ cute. I suggest they should have called it AlaaGone instead (still bad choice but better name :P )

*nice poster, but not so nice movie

After the movie, both of us melayang layang all over the place to cari makan. Few rounds of merry go round later; we decided to have lunch at this Japanese restaurant with a peculiar name, Kiku-Zakura. As usual, yours lameness being the shameless opportunist he is, quickly seized the opportunity to come up with all sort of lame names:

Buku-Tak(u)bacha
Lulu-Danmacha
Bulu-Merata

Last but not least

Kuku-Takada

LOL… dem⁶ lame rite :P

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Good food is essential, good ambience is a bonus, but good company is mandatory for a guaranteed good time.

Another successful Liu Liu outing organized by the divine Angel Liu. Have you seen an Angel’s invitation before? No? Today is your lucky day. See below:

hear ye! hear ye!

tomorrow, sunday 7th jan, myself & nyonya are gonna shoot some breeze in SS2 at/from 5pm. if u free, can come join us... sms/write/call me if u wanna wanna!

have a nice weekend! toodles!

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Canggih rite! Since I’m in a very good mood now, I’ll throw in another bonus. Angel’s sms invitation (High tech beb dun play play):

2mro, we meeting at tis plc, same row wt kopi bin, 3-4 shops away, got 1 minum plc but forgot d name liao... C u there!

So at around 5pm we convened at this place which is 3 to 4 shops away from kopi bin.

Usual suspects:
Kak Nyonya (the chair lady), Liu Liu Angel (divine organizer), Lucky Ducky May (proper but not prim… gua don’t un?), Not So Anonymous Will (VCR man, Angel’s homevideo maker hoh :P), & JL (the dem⁷ lame master).

Fresh from the market (to me la):
Mozzi Monsta’, Applegurl & Kenny EADGBE (psst…he has 3 wives at home, so lucky hoh)

MIAs:
Sengkor Da’ Crap king (fall sick liao, get well soon brader), Layang layang Winn (the monsoon blown her to dunno where liao), No Rice Ah Nel (this gentleman must be looking for the layang layang, so couldn’t come), Reticent_butt (must be busy bumming studying at home), & Chen The Part Time Practioner (busy also… busy ‘ti(p)u’ing people :P)

Activities:
tokok+ing, eating, VCRing, cam whoring, ‘liuliu’ing, flaming (so hot hoh Angel), drinking, exploring (NSAWill and his outer space concoction), crapping (even Lucky Ducky has a few tricks up her sleeves) and more crapping. In short we WHACKED kaw kaw la

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

I saw a rainbow while driving back from Hartamas and i broke into a song.




Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Eva Cassidy
*this is one of my favs version

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
In the land, that I heard of once,
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over, the rainbow
Skies, are blue
And the dreams
That you dare to dream,
Really do, come true

Some day, I'll wish upon a star,
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles, melt like lemon drops,
Or way above, the chimney tops
Thats where, you'll find me

(Repeat)

Ohh, Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams
That you dare to dream,
Really do come true.
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I went to watch The Guardian just now with mama. Predictable ending but the movie is still OK la. I like the quote at the ending 'So Others May Live'. Tripple Cheers to all the Coast Guards who risk their lives selflessly to save others. Thank you very much!

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I've met my english teacher, Dr. Paul, on the 14th ^_^ Why english teacher? Because i'll surely learn some new words or phrases everytime i read his entry. He is an extremely funny guy and articulate as well.

Besides MD, I've made 2 more new friends, Quendo & Scusi. This New Year is getting better by the minute :)

Distant Dream

Shelly: That Brian is a jerk. I hope Linda knows

JL: Why? What happened?

Bianca: We saw him yesterday at Cineleisure with another girl

JL: She might be his good friend who happens to be a girl ma…

Shelly: They were holding hands, smooching and flirted like nobody business

Bianca: He wasn’t even shocked or taken a back when he saw us

JL: Poor Linda

Shelly: I’m so going to tell her later

JL: Well you know Brian has quite a reputation as a playboy. I wonder why Linda agreed to be his gf? Love? Money?

Bianca: Yes and the more prominent reason is... he’s hot

Shelly: The charming bad boy type…

JL: Do you find him attractive?

Shelly: YES... Even though I know he is a jerk but I can’t help it. I swoon every time he speaks to me. Those piercing eyes, charming smile, manly voice, smooth well-defined jawline and the roman god-liked body.

Bianca: Hell yeah… I would drag him into the toilet and devour him inches by inches hehehe

JL: O_o bitch…

*all laugh*

JL: Let’s say if he asks you out for a date…you..

Bianca: *interrupts* I’ll play hard to get first and then eventually say yes...within the same day

Shelly: Same here :)

JL: ok ok… change scenario. what if a not so hot guy… the normal plain Joe with a heart of gold type asks you out for a date?

Shelly: I'll give him a chance as well... but only after i get to know him better

Bianca: PASS… I’m shallow

JL: So both of you rather go out with a good looking bad boy than the plain Joe with a heart of gold

*both nod their heads*

JL: So which category am I in?

Bianca: That’s a no brainer…

Shelly: *chuckles*

S&B: Joe

JL: *pretend to laugh*

I know they meant to be funny but it hurts, truth hurts… Searching for a partner is like a distant dream for Joes.

菊花台

妳　的淚光　柔弱中帶傷

慘白的月彎彎　勾住過往

夜　太漫長　凝結成了霜

是誰在閣樓上　冰冷的絕望

雨　輕輕彈　朱紅色的窗

我一生在紙上　被風吹亂

夢　在遠方　化成一縷香

隨風飄散　妳的模樣

菊花殘　滿地傷　妳的笑容已泛黃

花落人斷腸　我心事靜靜躺

北風亂　夜未央　妳的影子剪不斷

徒留我孤單　在湖面　成雙

花　已向晚　飄落了燦爛

凋謝的世道上　命運不堪

愁　莫渡江　秋心拆兩半

怕妳上不了岸　一輩子搖晃

誰　的江山　馬蹄聲狂亂

我一身的戎裝　呼嘯滄桑

天　微微亮　妳輕聲的嘆

一夜惆悵　如此委婉

3 Parties, 2 Movies & 1 Meeting later...

The first thing that came to my mind when I woke up this morning was ‘dang… the holiday’s over already???’. Getting ready for work was such a tedious task and not forgetting disastrous as well. Missing access pass (turned out it was in my back pocket), had to re-iron my shirt (stupid door, crumpled my shirt), terrible breakfast (the blur like sotong waiter misplaced my order), mat motor knocked the side mirror of my car (oi! lu buta kah) and once I stepped out from my car *blop blop on the windscreen* ciao sai! (bird shit) -_-* grrr…
I'm having a post-holiday blues! Got cure?

Just came back from training, and my stamina sucks! 2 months of hiatus and everything went down drain. Dang...
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This is what i remember from my 3 parties on New Year's Eve.


P.S. A special thanks goes to I'msoHotKev for inviting me to his little outing on New Year's Eve. I haven't had so much fun in a club in months. Kudos to NihonJinBear & his friends as well for being such a wonderful company and also for letting me tag along to their after-party orgy jamboree.
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2 movies

This one i weep because some of the scenes are dang silly and extremely funny. But on the overall is quite a nice movie, i think it is better than The House of Flying Dagger.

This one i weep as well because it's touching and sad. I love the theme song, 'Keep Holding U' by Sunmin. It really makes me think of how will i react if i'm caught in those kind of situations.
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1 meeting

Venue: Signatures food court KLCC
Time: 8:00 pm
Partipants: WiseSham, ReticentFir, MerryCel, SaccharineJan

WiseSham - A dashing tall fella. I wish i have his height. Astute & very creative.
ReticentFir- Quiet and shrewd. Has a very charming smile.
MerryCel- Funny and kind. Can tell better jokes than me. How lidat...
SaccharineJan- Very sweet young lady, suspect Angel's mia protege.
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Finally finished my post. I can sleep peacefully tonight and not worried about this post liao. Good night ^_^