*Yummy yummy SPAM*
Anyway, I have collected a list of funny ones and here they are:
First aid to man size? Put plaster kah? So it’s will look bigger is it?
She will dream of you every night. Initiate prodigious transformation…? What? My ‘tool’ can do algebra and calculus while conducting Beethoven’s Symphony #9? Don’t imagine please…. :P
Dear Rivkin, I don’t stand around to be mentally raped by someone OK. By the way, how do you that?
Dear Rogers, It’s either you haven’t learned about human reproduction in your early years in school or yours is actually thin?! Poor thing… Poor thing… His tool is the thinnest in town… Poor thing… Poor thing….
Whip out the big guns to satisfy her?! I never knew that you can satisfy someone by pointing a gun at them.
Dear Orval Clemons, Your parents must have a very wicked sense of humor. Ha ha…
Be well-hung like a camel. Crazy man… how to walk liddat?!
Over the rainbow my juice fly?! WTH?!
Fire up your rocket today. 3… 2… 1… Blast Off :P
This one is dem jialat… Feel the power in your pants. I got the power ze… ze… ze… ze ze ze ze… ze… ze… ze ze ze I got the power. XD wakakaka…
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Happy Birthday to ME!
It was my birthday yesterday. Tried to take the day off, failed! Tons of works waiting to be done and they were all urgent. Sial betul...
Anyway, just want to take this opportunity to thank all of you for your warm birthday wishes. Thanks for making me feel extra special on my birthday *birthday hugs for everybody*. Cheers!
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