Tuesday, March 01, 2016

A Hug

A hug
Means more than an embrace
A hug is a longing
A longing which can’t be explained
The meaning might be lost in words
Lost in translation
The contact of two bodies
Wanted to feel every heart beat
Wanted to feel the warm of the body
Wanted to remember the scent of the skin

A hug
To give security and be comforted in return
To give love and be wanted in return
The intertwining of limbs and bodies
It can mean so much
So much in one hug

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Mini Warbler

Miss anonymity.

Too connected nowadays, very difficult to keep a low profile.

We have twitter, facebook, instagram, tumblr and what not.

After  awhile everything is the same.

Does a bird sing the same tune twice?

Monday, July 04, 2011

Hearts Robyn

She is definitely one understated artist which deserves more recognition.

Instantly hooked on Show Me Love when i first heard it back in primary school (18 years ago... wow...)

She might not be as unique as Bjork but she does have her own affable quirkiness and some of her songs are really good.

Lady Gaga... please take note because I honestly think the MV for Edge of Glory is really bad. You can make an MV about you and be interesting and engaging at the same time.

JL Hearts Robyn

Some more goodies from Robyn :)

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

You know you better spice it flavor it get it right; savor it

Do you?

On my waist, through my hair

When no one is watching…

Think about it when you touch me there

When the beat pulses in unison with the heart…

Close my eyes, here you are all alone dancing in the dark

When the rhythm gets the body moving...

Tell me baby if it’s wrong to let my hands do what they want?

No inhibition…

Late at night I pretend we are dance-dance- dancing in the dark (repeat)

Just surrender to the music..

And dance…

When you work on me
Open my body up and do some surgery
Now that you got me up
I wanna taste it
And see those pocket aces
I wanna see who you are

I got a sex drive to push the start
On my waist, through my hair
Think about it when you touch me there
Close my eyes, here you are dance-dance-dancing in the dark

I love to flirt to see
I’m only talking to you if you wanna surf my seas.

Now that you got me boy
You know you better spice it flavor it get it right; savor it

Wanna see who you are, got a sex drive to push the start
On my waist, through my hair.
Think about it when you touch me there.
Close my eyes, here you are all alone dancing in the dark
Tell me baby is it wrong?
To let my hands do what they want
Late at night I pretend we are dance-dance- Dancing in the Dark

Tell me baby if its wrong
Dancing in the dark
To let my hands do what they want
Dancing in the dark!

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

East Malaysia Whirlwind Tour

In 52 hours, I have:

Travelled to 3 states + 2 federal territories

Met 3 new acquaintances + 5 old buddies

Taken 4 flights

Eaten McD triple cheeseburger, wantan mee, fish head curry, cangkuk manis with egg, kolo mee, kachama chicken, claypot curry mutton, kueh chap, deep fried pork, minced pork tau hu, grilled sting ray, fried bamboo mussel with curry powder, calamari, fried chicken wings, chocolates, fried rice with chicken and Portuguese egg tart

Drank Tiger Beers, Heineken, Kilkenny, Guinness Stout, bamboo with lemon, coconut, Nescafe, Coke, water, teh kundur, orange juice, and cincau.

1 Karaoke session

It was fun!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Budget Airline, Budgeted Service

AAsia Online Support

Fitri: Hello JL. How may I help you?

JL: Good morning Fitri

Fitri: Welcome to Air Asia ! Before we proceed, I would need some basic information from you. May I have your full name and mobile number?

JL: JL, +60*********

Fitri: Thank you for the information. How may i assist you today?

JL: I would like to know the reason why my flight is rescheduled and is there any form of compensation?

Fitri: Can i have the booking number please?


Fitri: Please kindly bear with me while I retrieve the information for you. Thank You.

JL: Thank you very much

Fitri: yes, your flight has been re-timed.


Itinerary dept/arrv times were changed

From: 1505/1640 To: 0700/0835 Flt: AK 594 KULJOG

Itinerary dept/arrv times were changed

From: 1705/2025 To: 0900/1230 Flt: AK 595 JOGKUL

So we are able to offer you this option:

For a flight re-time more than 3 hours or flight cancel, we can move your flight to any available flight within 3 months/credit shell/full refund.

Please be advised, we can move your flight for one time for free only. The request can only done at the call centre.

You can reach us at 600 85 9999 (Operating hours 7am-7pm GMT+8) Day : Daily

JL: Thank you, but there's only 1 time available for both flights. It means i don't have any other choice. It's either i stick with the re-timed flight or a full refund. Am i right?

Fitri: Yes

JL: The reason is, i could have taken the zero fare when i purchased the tickets, but i paid more to get a better time and now it's re-timed with 1 flight option only. Is there a way to seek compensation rather than a full refund because i have to fly on the stated period as i have paid for my lodging, tour etc

Fitri: That is the only option provided and we do not provide any compensation because AirAsia is budget airline

JL: It's not fair for customers who paid for a better flight time and later being rescheduled to fly with those who might have paid less or zero fare for the earlier flight

Fitri: If you find this an inconvenience, please submit an online feedback form to the guest support team so that the issue can be forwarded to the precise departments for further action http://www.airasia.com/my/en/faqdetailsform.html

JL: Alright. Thanks for the info and your help. Appreciate your help and have a nice day.

Fitri: Do not hesitate to contact us again should you require any further information.

Thank you for contacting A.Asia. Have a pleasant day !

*Kucing also can fly :)*


My online feedback form which hasn't been replied or whatsoever until today (trip was in May 2010)!

I'm disappointed to know that both flights, which I’ve paid for a better flight time, are re-timed to a very inconvenient early flight. I have contacted your staffs and the options provided are to either seek a full refund or reschedule to another day (as there is only 1 flight a day, no point reschedule to another time). I must travel on the stated period because I’ve already made payment for my lodging and tours. This arrangement is very unfair to customers like me who paid for a better flight but then being rescheduled to an earlier flight which costs less or zero fare. I asked your staff is there any other form of compensation instead of full refund, his reply is 'That is the only option provided and we do not provide any compensation because AirAsia is budget airline'. I'm so disheartened by this. Budget airline doesn't mean the service has to be budgeted as well. I sincerely hope something can be done on this. I'm a fan of A.Asia and in the past, i'd experienced multiple delayed flights but this is the most distressing of all.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Ah Beng

ah beng

A term normally used in Malaysia and Singapore to refer to ethnic Chinese youths with a rather loud, and/or some would say, terrible sense of fashion. They probably would come from a lower income household. Some would argue that these youths are trying to emulate Japanese street fashion, but did not really succeed. The common Ah Beng would sport an outrageously bleached, or blond-dyed hair; an odd bootcut trousers; a tight t-shirt; and some not really pretty tattoos.

Mama has ah-beng-ized me.

She opted a new savvy copper red hairdo and complained mine was too plain.

So i got a cut, which i kinda like, but then the color didn't turn out the way i wanted.

She then said i should get a Tattoo right below my nape cause it looks cool. No thank you.

She bought me tight shirts and secretly threw'gave away my baggy pants and old normal t-shirts.


This is all because Mama is a semi-closeted Ah Lian.

Friday, October 16, 2009


‘1Toilet’ plan to let teachers and students mingle freely

KUALA TERENGGANU: The state government will introduce a “1Toilet” policy in a move to liberalise education, where teachers – and even principals – will soon have to share toilets with their students.

Sharing toilet will liberalize education?! WTF!

State Education, Higher Learning, Human Resource, Science and Technology Committee chairman Ahmad Razif Abd Rahman said the policy was mooted in line with the 1Malaysia concept, and teachers and students could have a feeling of “oneness”.

Ya... "oneness"... notice the inverted commas.

“We want students to have a sense of belonging that we believe would inspire them to excel further in their education.

Teacher can discuss about trajectory while peeing, live demo of human anatomy, etc.

“When students share the toilets with the teacher, they (students) will believe that they are on par with academicians and this automatically invokes a sense of being important to an organisation, which, in this case, is the school,” he said here yesterday.

Peeing next to my maths teacher will definitely invokes a sense of being important.

“We are not compelling the school authorities to apply the policy. It is their prerogative,” said Ahmad Razif.

“So far, we have one school in Hulu Terengganu that has implemented the policy a few days ago. It has received positive feedback from the school management although it is still premature for us to evaluate its efficiency,” he said.

School management *cough perverted teachers cough* gave positive feedback.

Ahmad Razif said that under the policy, teachers and students would also be encouraged to sit within a common space at school canteens during recess.

“This means that teachers and students will mingle freely during recess,” he said.

Ahmad Razif said the policy had initially been proposed by Mentri Besar Datuk Ahmad Said earlier this year but that it took some time for it to be properly drafted.

It took a minister and his honchos a few months to draft a toilet sharing policy?! Bravo! Aren't there other more impending issues & policies to look into?

On another matter, Ahmad Razif said the state government would continue to send students to pursue medicine and dentistry in recognised universities in Indonesia.

“We are looking into the option of sending our students to universities in areas classified as non-earthquake prone areas in Indonesia,” he said.

Ahmad Razif said the state government was also in the midst of discussions with officials from University Padjadjaran of Bandung on the possibility of sending Terengganu students for medical courses there.

He said other countries that the state government was planning to send their medical undergraduates next year were Poland and Russia.

Why ah? i though the garblement is so damn bangga of our own Institutions of Higher Learning?

The-1 trend is very popular now... we have 1Malaysia, 1Utama, 1UMNO.. and now i'll add another...

1TheFuck! (can you feel the oneness)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

AA Meeting

Brussel was packed to the brim last Saturday, no table was left unoccupied after 10pm. Business must be phenomenal.

We took a table right near the entrance and ordered our favourite ales (Hoegaarden, Leffe etc.). Moved indoor later because we had issue with sensitive underarms :p

JL: It’s getting warm and warmer. Should we move inside?
ALL: Sure, if they have a table

While walking in

JL: I’m starting to sweat… my ketiaks are a lil wet
AI: Yaloh… Me too


JL: Luckily we moved in, it’s getting so warm that AI’s ketiaks sudah basah
JL: sorry, if I’ve offended your ketiaks
AI: Yes, they are offended and teary now

Laughter ensued

After making merry with my Hoe, ordered another brunet K-leffe (Lefffe Brune) and chatted the night away.


Can’t wait for the next Avid Alcoholics Meeting :P

Friday, September 18, 2009

-S & -ES

Why the plural for Zoo is Zoos but not Zooes?

Boo is boos not booes?

Can we shed tear under water?

Bamboo is Bamboos or Bambooes?

I'm hungry and i can't think...