Friday, October 16, 2009

1TF

‘1Toilet’ plan to let teachers and students mingle freely

KUALA TERENGGANU: The state government will introduce a “1Toilet” policy in a move to liberalise education, where teachers – and even principals – will soon have to share toilets with their students.

Sharing toilet will liberalize education?! WTF!

State Education, Higher Learning, Human Resource, Science and Technology Committee chairman Ahmad Razif Abd Rahman said the policy was mooted in line with the 1Malaysia concept, and teachers and students could have a feeling of “oneness”.

Ya... "oneness"... notice the inverted commas.

“We want students to have a sense of belonging that we believe would inspire them to excel further in their education.

Teacher can discuss about trajectory while peeing, live demo of human anatomy, etc.

“When students share the toilets with the teacher, they (students) will believe that they are on par with academicians and this automatically invokes a sense of being important to an organisation, which, in this case, is the school,” he said here yesterday.

Peeing next to my maths teacher will definitely invokes a sense of being important.

“We are not compelling the school authorities to apply the policy. It is their prerogative,” said Ahmad Razif.

“So far, we have one school in Hulu Terengganu that has implemented the policy a few days ago. It has received positive feedback from the school management although it is still premature for us to evaluate its efficiency,” he said.

School management *cough perverted teachers cough* gave positive feedback.

Ahmad Razif said that under the policy, teachers and students would also be encouraged to sit within a common space at school canteens during recess.

“This means that teachers and students will mingle freely during recess,” he said.

Ahmad Razif said the policy had initially been proposed by Mentri Besar Datuk Ahmad Said earlier this year but that it took some time for it to be properly drafted.

It took a minister and his honchos a few months to draft a toilet sharing policy?! Bravo! Aren't there other more impending issues & policies to look into?

On another matter, Ahmad Razif said the state government would continue to send students to pursue medicine and dentistry in recognised universities in Indonesia.

“We are looking into the option of sending our students to universities in areas classified as non-earthquake prone areas in Indonesia,” he said.

Ahmad Razif said the state government was also in the midst of discussions with officials from University Padjadjaran of Bandung on the possibility of sending Terengganu students for medical courses there.

He said other countries that the state government was planning to send their medical undergraduates next year were Poland and Russia.

Why ah? i though the garblement is so damn bangga of our own Institutions of Higher Learning?

The-1 trend is very popular now... we have 1Malaysia, 1Utama, 1UMNO.. and now i'll add another...

1TheFuck! (can you feel the oneness)

9 comments:

fawg ham yai said...

LOL~ this is serious? i thought it was a joke~ pengsanz... some people think out of the toilet bowl...

William said...

By all means also perform "extra-curricular" activities there.

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Little Dove said...

Couldn't agree more!

Alex said...

Hehehe..... after this, there'll be suggestion of 1House for teachers and students... :P

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katherineLp said...

Well isn't it great to know that government everywhere wastes their time enforcing pointless public policies to make it's social sphere more uncomfortable than it already is?

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Mook said...

Haha! That's so hilarious. What a waste of government time.