Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Blame It On The Weather

Life is full of decisions.

Sometimes we make the right decisions and sometimes we don't.

When we have made the wrong decision, we are to be accountable for the consequences. We learn from our mistakes, so that we will become wiser and not to repeat the same mistake again.

So a note to our high-maintenance ‘high-calibre’ minister, Dr. Samy :

It's time to stop pointing fingers and start offering solutions!

swipe from el_Bz


Taken from TheSun 25th July 2007

Samy Vellu: Weather change to blame

KUALA LUMPUR (July 24, 2007): Global changes in the weather pattern that resulted in heavier rain is to be blamed for the recent leaks in the Parliament building, said Works Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu

Commenting on yesterday's incident where Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak was greeted with a leak as he stepped out of Dewan Negara, Samy Vellu said it was due to the spell of heavy rain in the last few days.

Oh betul tu, macam lah ia tak pernah hujan berhari hari dahulu

"Rain is really heavy nowadays, not only here, but throughout the world.

"Like in England, streets are filled with five feet (deep) of water, in (the United States of) America there's also flood," he told reporters after opening a seminar on Technology Management for Enterprises in a hotel here today.

Fuyoh, 'quoting' berita luar negara. Ermmm... apa kena mengena banjir kat London dengan kebocorankat Parlimen?

He said waterproofing works were being done on the Parliament building and the government had just approved a RM12 million allocation for initial study and immediate repair of severe leaks in the building, report's Malaysia's national news agency Bernama.

Eh? kan dah kata kerja 'waterproofing' sudah dilakukan mengapa perlu belanja RM12 juta untuk penyiasatan dan kerja kerja pembentungan lagi?

"Dr Samy... itu you punya banglo dan MERCEDES baru kah? CUNNNN!"

Samy Vellu said as the Parliament building was about 50 years old, the entire roof of the Parliament needed to be waterproofed again, but the cost for the impending renovation had yet to be assessed.

Oh macam tu... eh? Mana itu RM12 juta ya?

"We have to remove the old concrete, and lay new concrete blocks, and carry out waterproofing at the bottom and top layers," he said.

He said two or three engineers would be placed on site to supervise the double waterproofing works as it was being carried out to ensure that it was not done shoddily.

"I will personally visit the location tomorrow (Wednesday) to observe what is being done," he said.

"Hey Dr. Samy... bawa anak anak jurutera kamu pergi makan lunch ke? "

14 comments:

rainbow angeles said...

Itu pelawak yang paling kelakar...

Anonymous said...

Semi Value

Tat's his nickname. Go check him out at the following site.

http://blog.limkitsiang.com/

He and a whole bunch of malaysian politician-cum-joker are regularly featured in Lim Kit Siang's blog.

But bewarn! The above website will suck all the positive energy out from you. Make you wanna puke knowing that our country is run by a bunch of jokers.

Anonymous said...

Or u can check out Patrick Teoh's blog at http://niamah.blogspot.com/

I have already gave up on Malaysia.

savante said...

GASP. How did you get online at this hour?!

Guatyen said...

pantang read local political/politicians news, can get hypertension, nausea, heartburn, heart attack, head attack bla bla bla... very hazardous for health!

Winn said...

buahahah ur comments very funny.
actually msians r very smart, they can speak outside the line n ppl read btwn the line..hahaha.hor??

Alex said...

Oh Samy.... When are you retiring?

Chen said...

dunno what to say...
aiyhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Anonymous said...

i was reading some stuff at this website and i dont know how and what to feel :P

www.malaysia-today.net

Unknown said...

This is not the 1st time la... the MRR2 case was the 1st in the world answer by him that chemical reaction caused the failure... I was scratching my head how he get such kind of answer? If like that I can hang my civil engineer's title away to him la.

a^ben said...

politicians' world is yet another entertainment realm.. aiyayaya`

ah nel said...

don say i tel u wan...

*flour price hike tat mean chapati,roti naan and muruku oso increase price tat y he need so much marni*

may said...

oh yeah, and he'll personally take them go have teh tarik and roti canai too... :P

Anonymous said...

Angel: let's what other jokes he has up his sleeves

BBWolf: so what country you're migrating to?

Savante: Answer: Freeloading ;)

Alison: Agree but we must keep abreast with the news as well... cause apa macam pun still it's our country

Winn: M'sia of course smart la... the not so smart one is running the *u know what la ya* :P

Alex: Samy said no woman no cry... no money he cries...

Chen: Sometimes the most eloquent reply is silence :)

Blueroses: Chek ngan hoi chek ngan pai :)

Kenny: Maybe he's a chemical engineer :P

ABen: you should join in the fun then ;)

Ah Nel: Psst... he said he has stocked up kaw kaw manyak manyak and then resell at higher price... dun i dun tell ;)

May: Not roti canai... Buffet a 5* hotel...