Friday, January 05, 2007

Distant Dream

Shelly: That Brian is a jerk. I hope Linda knows

JL: Why? What happened?

Bianca: We saw him yesterday at Cineleisure with another girl

JL: She might be his good friend who happens to be a girl ma

Shelly: They were holding hands, smooching and flirted like nobody business

Bianca: He wasn’t even shocked or taken a back when he saw us

JL: Poor Linda

Shelly: I’m so going to tell her later

JL: Well you know Brian has quite a reputation as a playboy. I wonder why Linda agreed to be his gf? Love? Money?

Bianca: Yes and the more prominent reason is... he’s hot

Shelly: The charming bad boy type…

JL: Do you find him attractive?

Shelly: YES... Even though I know he is a jerk but I can’t help it. I swoon every time he speaks to me. Those piercing eyes, charming smile, manly voice, smooth well-defined jawline and the roman god-liked body.

Bianca: Hell yeah… I would drag him into the toilet and devour him inches by inches hehehe

JL: O_o bitch…

*all laugh*

JL: Let’s say if he asks you out for a date…you..

Bianca: *interrupts* I’ll play hard to get first and then eventually say yes...within the same day

Shelly: Same here :)

JL: ok ok… change scenario. what if a not so hot guy… the normal plain Joe with a heart of gold type asks you out for a date?

Shelly: I'll give him a chance as well... but only after i get to know him better

Bianca: PASS… I’m shallow

JL: So both of you rather go out with a good looking bad boy than the plain Joe with a heart of gold

*both nod their heads*

JL: So which category am I in?

Bianca: That’s a no brainer…

Shelly: *chuckles*

S&B: Joe

JL: *pretend to laugh*

I know they meant to be funny but it hurts, truth hurts… Searching for a partner is like a distant dream for Joes.



菊花台

妳 的淚光 柔弱中帶傷

慘白的月彎彎 勾住過往

夜 太漫長 凝結成了霜

是誰在閣樓上 冰冷的絕望

雨 輕輕彈 朱紅色的窗

我一生在紙上 被風吹亂

夢 在遠方 化成一縷香

隨風飄散 妳的模樣


菊花殘 滿地傷 妳的笑容已泛黃

花落人斷腸 我心事靜靜躺

北風亂 夜未央 妳的影子剪不斷

徒留我孤單 在湖面 成雙


花 已向晚 飄落了燦爛

凋謝的世道上 命運不堪

愁 莫渡江 秋心拆兩半

怕妳上不了岸 一輩子搖晃

誰 的江山 馬蹄聲狂亂

我一身的戎裝 呼嘯滄桑

天 微微亮 妳輕聲的嘆

一夜惆悵 如此委婉

22 comments:

Big Bad Wolf said...

Shelly and Bianca sounds like dumb blondes. Brains with the size of a peanut. Don bother about wat they say. U got legions of fans waiting for u mah. Me is one of your favourite fan. :)

Tat song not so nice neh. Boring. Yawn~~ >0<

may said...

haha... I'm a big fan of Joes. and Jasons. *wink*

Anonymous said...

Agree 100% with Big Bad Wolf & May!

Some girls may just want the bad boys, while others are happy to be with the sweet (sometimes blur as well) guy who makes them laugh, genuinely cares for them and is always there for them.

Besides, who says you're not good-looking? *wink wink*

You're totally awesome just the way you are, sweetie. HUGS.

Will said...

welcome to the Joe's Club :P

rainbow angeles said...

B & S must be still liuliu young gurls... mm seik for... sape cakap lu tak charming??? Nyonya cakap lu charming, gua cakap lu charming, in in reality, LU CHARMING LAAA OK?!

Oops... soli emosi sikit hehe...

savante said...

ANything wrong with average joes? Look at it this way, at least you have a heart of gold. I don't even have one :P

Sam said...

Joes!? Excuse me but Big Bad Wolf IS right: Bianca and Shelly really ARE dumb blondes. These type of girls won't get my respect, neither will they get my love.

Average Joes rawk!!! WOOOOT!

JL said...

BBWolf: PerahSantan... who told you that you're one of my fav :P
kidding la bro, thanks alot man. Those dumb blondes with peanut-sized brain do have a point though :)

May: tenkiu... i'm so honored. u r so sweet & kind la. BTW how many Joes & Jasons do u know? *wink back*

Kak Itik: *HUGS* what a pleasant surprise! Thanks Quack, you are such a dear ^_^ sayang u lots

will: where do i sign-up? BTW r u the president of the club? :P kidding nia... u r so humble la fake Joe ;)

Angel: LOL EmoAngel dem cute lah... And tenkiu millions, billions, trillions & gazillions for the compliments :) those liuliu gurls not really that young le... dey sik for wan, they said i'm the Joe with heart of Gold ma keh keh keh... self promote lagi now, so tak tau malu hoh ;)

savante: who said you don't have one... yours is Platinum Heart :)

Sam: i would like to thank you on behalf of the Joes for supporting us ;)

_butt said...

well, bad boys are hot all right, but they're like flowers.. temporal, and will die someday.

at the end of the day, ordinary joes like you, would have the last laugh.. trust me. :)

ah nel said...

bad boys hot mer?u put them in freezer see they cold onot...

btw those chosed looks over heart wan is silly as handsome or bad boys looking can mahe them full their tummy mer?

Winn said...

haha! i Love joeson!
ehhhhh u are joeson!

Will said...

no lar... i'm just an average joe in joe's club (pardon the pun)... hahahahah

Guatyen said...

aiyaa... mana punya ah lians tu? they're the ones merana in the end with attitude like that. nothin wrong with being avarage mah... i oso avarage, kampung mali punya. :P
as long as tau harga diri, maruah and stand by your good principle, sure ok wan.

nyonyapenang said...

gua cakap lu 'CHARMING' means lu charming la. don't go listen to shallow people.
**sayangzz**

sengkor said...

i cant say u r charming becos it sounds dem gay.. :P

anyway, it's the heart and thoughts that counts. beauty is just skin deep.

JL said...

_butt: gua cari the movie among the pirates of pasar malam hoh... tak ade neh... at the end of day Joe like me have the last laugh, si mmm si ohh. BTW when is the 'end of the day' ah? if 60 yrs later gua takut no teeth to keh keh keh wor :P NEway tenkiu ya :)

ah nel: today got ciak potato boh? Hot boys hot la... put in the freezer they become cool hot boys loh :P full or not, gua dunno. Must do surver... Apa kata survey? :)

winn: eh siape ni Joeson sounds like 'good morning' wan... Tenkiu tenkiu so honored *blushing*

alison: those alians dem high glass wan... maybe come from Gold mine kot *she takes my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town* but i wholly agree with what you said. Stand by my own principal & jaga maruah diri! Tenkiu for the sokongan & nasihat :)

Kak Nynonya: ok ok... now Kak Nyonya pun switch to emo mode like angel. EmoNyonya, kewl name hoh :) Tenkiu for your sayangs... Lu Rawk! ^_^

Sengkor: LOL... Thanks for the words of comfort. Beauty is skin deep eh, but gua have very thick skin wor, how lidat? :P

to everybody - your kind words & care meant a lot to me. Thank you very much! really appreciate it :) triple cheers to you! have a nice day and a great weekend ^_^

_butt said...

when you're married edey la, adoi *slaps forehead* cuz most girls would want to marry a good boy wan ma, no?

.. unless you want to stay bujang until gigi all drop out la.. hahahahahha! :P

kenot get at pasar malam? haha.. not easy to pirate the movie la like dat.. go watch at cinema la :D

Chen said...

u have very thick skin meh? reading your reply to sengkor.. :P
Take out ruler to measure how thick is your skin :D

Anonymous said...

_butt: wah... u have premonition i'm getting married is it? To who ya? ;)

Chen: not really thick la, something like bullet proof only... not thick at all ;P

_butt said...

I foresee.. you're gona get married to... *drum rolls* Miss your-future-wife!!! LOL. Yeah, lame. :P

nemesis-on-fire said...

JASON!! I FINALLY CAME ONLINE!! and visited ur blog!! :D hehe soli soli i is so the late. packing to balik kuching maaa....

btw: bad boys are easy la. just give them beer and sex. beer for beer goggles. with alcohol, any chick looks hawt. and then they'll do em doggie so they dun need to see the gals face. but if u're a STEWWWPID GURL as Pink sings it, then expect the HSVs and chlamydia and syphilis that u're SO gonna get.

i have a thing for shy geeky appeal :) u can take em home to mom and mom will love them as much as u do.

and EH!! CAN i SMACK those chicks? u are totally not average la, ishh....

:D as u can see, 2007 has not made me less direct, intimidating or biatchy :P my poor mami.. how chabokia can get married liddat? :)

dude, wudcha STOP hanging out with peabrained ninnies and go jogging with me?

pffttt....

*goes to corner and merajuks* :D

JL said...

Nemesis: better late than never ma... :) LOL lu mia comment dem power Salute salute

Dun worry, Mami probably have plenty of candidates waiting kat rumah liao =P

they are my colleagues la

Merajuks pulak... ^_^