SPAM

Have been wanting to write about SPAM for a long time. By the way I’m not talking about the delicious chunk of canned meat adored by most people (my mum for one) but the annoying garbage emails you receive from people with tacky names like Mona Smiley, Daulat (Daulat who? I know Kaulat & Jialat only), Quinlan (needless to say more, Makes me feel so Tulan) and guess who else? Prince Valenzuela! A royalty who is very concern about my ‘tool’. FYI my ‘tool’ is very healthy and in great condition :P

*Yummy yummy SPAM*

Anyway, I have collected a list of funny ones and here they are:

First aid to man size? Put plaster kah? So it’s will look bigger is it?

She will dream of you every night. Initiate prodigious transformation…? What? My ‘tool’ can do algebra and calculus while conducting Beethoven’s Symphony #9? Don’t imagine please…. :P

Dear Rivkin, I don’t stand around to be mentally raped by someone OK. By the way, how do you that?

Dear Rogers, It’s either you haven’t learned about human reproduction in your early years in school or yours is actually thin?! Poor thing… Poor thing… His tool is the thinnest in town… Poor thing… Poor thing….

Whip out the big guns to satisfy her?! I never knew that you can satisfy someone by pointing a gun at them.

Dear Orval Clemons, Your parents must have a very wicked sense of humor. Ha ha…

Be well-hung like a camel. Crazy man… how to walk liddat?!

Over the rainbow my juice fly?! WTH?!

Fire up your rocket today. 3… 2… 1… Blast Off :P

This one is dem jialat… Feel the power in your pants. I got the power ze… ze… ze… ze ze ze ze… ze… ze… ze ze ze I got the power. XD wakakaka…

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Happy Birthday to ME!

It was my birthday yesterday. Tried to take the day off, failed! Tons of works waiting to be done and they were all urgent. Sial betul...

Anyway, just want to take this opportunity to thank all of you for your warm birthday wishes. Thanks for making me feel extra special on my birthday *birthday hugs for everybody*. Cheers!

^_^

#38

BACHELOR NO : 38

NAME : JL

OCCUPATION : VCD Peddler

AGE : 27

ZODIAC : The Golden Bull

FAVE HANGOUT : Bookstores, CD shops and parks

TALENT : Si Lai Sat Sao (Aunt Killer) & Jack of all craps

Three things you can’t live without?

There’s nothing in particular that I can’t live without. I always make do with what I have.

What is the sweetest thing a girl / guy has done for you?

Kak Itik used to give me hand made cards & gifts during Uni time. I still keep them until now ^_^

The most daredevil thing I’ve ever done is...

Finding my way out from a jungle at Temerloh in middle of the night, lost, alone, petrified.

What’s one thing you’re glad you’ve outgrown?

Saturday morning cartoon session.

Your biggest mistake is...

Didn’t take care of my skin during secondary school.

Which actor would play you in a movie about your life?

Asian would be Ananda Everingham. If it’s a Hollywood production I’ll choose Matthew Settle.

Why do women / men...

Like to ask stupid question.

If you were a product, how would your advertising campaign read?

.Not Your Average Joe.

Earth Hour

Another project brought to you by WWF.

Sir David Frederick Attenborough, the respected broadcaster and naturalist, once doubted that human is the predominant caused of environment change, but now being convinced by the irrefutable evidences, has actively participated in campaigns that create awareness on this issue on a global scale.

Created to take a stand against the greatest threat our planet has ever faced, Earth Hour uses the simple action of turning off the lights for one hour to deliver a powerful message about the need for action on global warming.

This simple act has captured the hearts and minds of people all over the world. As a result, at 8pm March 29, 2008 millions of people in some of the world’s major capital cities, including Copenhagen, Toronto, Chicago, Melbourne, Brisbane and Tel Aviv will unite and switch off for Earth Hour.

Here is a list of things we can do that make a difference to our environment.

Inflate Your Tires

Keep the tires on your car adequately inflated. Check them monthly

Use compact fluorescent light

Replace 3 frequently used light bulbs with compact fluorescent bulbs

Change Your Air Filter

Check your car's air filter monthly

Use Recycled Paper

Make sure your printer paper is 100% post consumer recycled paper.

Check Your Waterheater

Keep your water heater thermostat no higher than 120°F.

Change the AC Filter

Clean or replace dirty air conditioner filters as recommended.

Take Shorter Showers

Showers account for 2/3 of all water heating costs.

Install a Low-Flow Showerhead

Using less water in the shower means less energy to heat the water.

Buy Products Locally

Buy locally and reduce the amount of energy required to drive your products to your store.

Buy Minimally Packaged Goods

Less packaging could reduce your garbage by about 10%.

Buy a Fuel Efficient Car

Getting a few extra miles per gallon makes a big difference.

Carpool When You Can

Own a big vehicle? Carpooling with friends and co-workers saves fuel.

Don't Idle in Your Car

Idling wastes money and gas, and generates pollution. Except when in traffic, turn your engine off if you must wait for more than 30 seconds.

Reduce Garbage

Buy products with less packaging and recycle paper, plastic and glass.

Plant a Tree

It takes in carbon dioxide and produces oxygen..

Replace Old Appliances

Inefficient appliances waste energy.

Use a Push Mower

Use your muscles instead of fossil fuels and get some exercise.

Air Dry Your Clothes

Line-dry your clothes instead of using the dryer.

Bring Cloth Bags to the Market

Using your own cloth bag instead of plastic or paper bags reduces waste and requires no additional energy.

Turn off Your Computer

Shut off your computer when not in use. Conserve energy by using your computer's "sleep mode" instead of a screensaver.

Ditch the Plastic

2.5 million individual plastic water bottles are thrown away every hour in the US. Start using a reusable water bottle and just say no to plastic!

Ken Lee

*the reason why i like to watch reality show... KEN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

LMAO

XD

The PetPets

The weekend unofficially starts on Friday for me. Usually, I’m pretty much in the weekend mood by lunch time. Rest of the day will be dedicated to tying up loose ends before it accumulates into an uncontrollable clusterfcuk.

It has been a busy week. Report, report and more reports. W, the manager, is flying to Houston for 2 weeks. Had him to sign all the important documents like leave application :P, proposals and reports before noon time.

Done.

*phew*

Relax.

What should I do now? How about some music?

The Pipettes… who?

Yup, The Pipettes (like the laboratory instrument, but it sounds like petpet :P) are an indie girl group hails from UK. I like a few of their songs like ‘Pull Shapes’, ‘Your kisses are wasted on me’ and ‘ABC’. Very very infectious Petpet. It makes me wanna put on my dancing shoes and dance ala 60s. Groovy baby! Let’s dance!

Pull Shapes

Your kisses are wasted on me


ABC

He knows about A-B-C 1-2-3 X-Y-Z

But he don’t know about X-T-C

:)

Oink Oink

Happy Birthday to you

Oink Oink

Happy Birthday to you

Oink Oink

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you

Oink Oink

That’s the song I learned from dining at El Cerdo yesterday. El Cerdo is pork in Spanish and being true to their name, the restaurant serves a large variety of pork delicacies like suckling piglet, pork chop, ham, goulash and plenty more.

CJ & I visited the famous pork restaurant to fill our tummies with porkielicious food after catching Vantage Point at TGV yesterday. We arrived to a full house but we’re very fortunate because the waitress managed to find us a table at the non-smoking section of the restaurant. We’re quickly seated by the attentive waitress and I must say I’m very impressed by their service. The restaurant is decorated with quirky pig memorabilia and posters. How Cute!

While we were browsing through the menu, a loud din startled us. We turned around and saw a patron throwing plates on to the floor. Flabbergasted, I signaled a waitress over and asked her what’s going on. She then explained to me in her limited English that according to an old Spanish tradition, diners are supposed to carve up the roast piglet using a plate before breaking the used plate into a bucket ‘for luck and prosperity’. Since there’re only 2 of us, we decided to try it out the next time with a bigger group.

They have an extensive menu of French/Italian food and wine! I ordered the Grilled Pork Chop Tenderloin con Queso Cabrales (Grilled & Gratinated with Ham & Spanish Blue Cheese on Homemade Garlic Pasta) and CJ opted for the Marinated Pork Shoulder Steak (Marinated for 48 hours with the Finest Paprika, Herbs, Onions, Garlic and Mild Dijon Mustard).

My pasta was cooked to ‘el dente’ and the pork & ham were simply porkielicious. CJ kept raving about his pork steak and the potatoes. After we finished our main course, a waiter brought us two complimentary shots of EL CERDO SPECIAL 22 %( A delectable Digestive consists of `Spirit, Wine and Juices). Suffice to say that we had a very satisfying meal and we’ll definitely come back again.

Oh and about the song. A guy next to our table was celebrating his birthday. The waitresses sang him a birthday song after presenting to him a cute mini pig chocolate cake :)

Archu

David Archuleta, the talented 17 years old idol contestant with a beautiful voice. I had goosebumps when I listened to him singing Lennon’s ‘Imagine’. This boy has the talent and look. I’m rooting for him to win this year’s idol.

I remember during his audition he told the judges that he once suffered partial vocal paralysis. Thankfully he has recovered from the condition.

All the best David!

*David Archuleta - Imagine*

I'm *bleep*ing Matt Damon & Ben Affleck

ROTFLMAO

XD



Here comes the reply from the BF, Jimmy Kimmel



BSAAW

BTW TISC...

a few of my favs:

Life's a BITCH (Basically In The Clear Homey)

Hi BOB! (Battery Operated Boyfriend)

Useless piece of CRAP (Cheap Redundant Assorted Products)

Bye CUNS! (See You In School)

He is a DIC (Drunk In Charge)

Here is where i EAK (Eating at Keyboard)

You FILTH (Failed In London, Try Hong Kong)

I'm FINE! (F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional)

This is FRED (F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device)

Hi GAL! (Get A Life)

Do you GAS? (Got A Second)

GNOC before enter (Get Naked On Cam)

That is so GUD (Geographically UnDesirable)

HUYA! (Head Up Your A$)

Dissapointing Toyota

A short lived joy, that’s how I felt when I found out my car wasn’t properly QC-ed and repaired by Toyota.

I sent my car to be repaired after the accident at Toyota Sg. Rasah near Padang Jawa. Why so far? Apparently, that’s the place the car goes when it’s involved in an accident. Mr Chua, the personnel who took my case, isn’t the brightest of the lot but I didn’t aspect it to be anymore worse. Firstly, he had broken a few promises by not returning my phone call and didn’t give me an update or any notice before he went off for a week holiday (he told me that I could get back my car by CNY, bullshit). Secondly, he didn’t do a proper QC on the damage to my car. The obvious would be the dented bumper and broken left front arm. I remembered telling him to check for other damages, which he didn’t :(

He called me to collect my car last Wednesday. Since I was quite tied up with work, I told him I’ll collect in on Friday instead. So on Friday morning I took a train to Padang Jawa and a short 10 mins walk from the station later, I reached the place around 840am. He showed me my car and assured me everything was repaired. I left the place 30mins later, happy as a bee.

As I was cruising down the Federal Highway, I heard some noises coming from the wheel. Immediately, I drove the car back to the workshop and highlighted the problem to him. He said it must be the cover rubbing against the wheel. He called for a mechanic, Reza, to fix the problem. I took the car out for a spin after he had done the adjustment but the noise was still there. I asked Reza to sit in the car to listen to it as I drove the car around the workshop. He said the sound came from the back wheel.

Back wheel? WTF

After a thorough checking, we found out that the bearing and rim for the rear wheel were crooked and the car horn wasn’t working! I was surprised, not in a pleasant way. I didn’t vent my frustration on the mechanic but asked him who fixed my car. He told me he was instructed by Chua to fit in the spare parts for the front wheel on Monday. The mechanic who was doing it had been assigned to another car.

I confronted Chua with the problems and the bugger had the audacity to tell me that I told him the damage was just the front part. I said to him the obvious damage of course was the front part but I did remind him to check for other damages as well. I asked him why the car wasn’t QC-ed before handling back to me. He said he did. If he did then I would say he did a shitty job in doing the QC.

I was late for work, I was hungry (it was almost 1130am then) and I was pissed. I asked him whether I can drive the car to work because I really need to get into the office and told him I’ll send the car back next Monday. He said it should be safe but don’t drive too fast. I called the customer service to file a complaint after I reached my office. Late, hungry and pissed.

Toyota, I’m very disappointed.

Apparently I’m not the only one with a bad experience with Toyota Sg. Rasah.

Juk Juk Juk

Comical Thursday

I've been feeling a lil gloomy the whole day. It's time to cheer up.

Chip Chip Chip


*love the laugh :P